How to make an Emmeline ....

So Xavi went to school this morning to give Yaincoa his books as he slept with his mom last night only to discover that he wasn’t at school. We phoned up mommy S to find out why he wasn’t at school and she explained that he was vomiting so she was going to wait to see how he was before seeing if he could go to school. Xavi was worried and so he phoned again a little while later. By now it was about 10am. Turns out she had taken Yaincoa with her to work! She works cleaning boats for a boat company that sell boats, and sometimes she works in the office. Well, she had taken him to work and propped him in front of the computer whilst she worked. We decided to go and see how Yain was doing and I wanted to give him copies of my scan pictures to show him his little brother or sister.

So we get there and Yain looks awful! Apparently he has vomited several times. It would appear that he has a case of gastro! I had it the week before and it was awful! I showed Yain the scan pictures and unfortunately he showed S, and I had to go through the hell of having to make conversation with her when all I wanted to do was tell her where to go. Yain got worse and worse and by the time we left he had been sick a few more times. We told S that we would take him back to our flat where he could rest and she could fetch him when she was finished work. She put on her best Victim impression and with a broken voice thanked us ever so much for all our help. The week before she threatened to report us to the police for psychological abuse and take us to the judge and now all smiles and full of thanks?

We took him home and he just kept getting sick. At one point he vomited a little bit of blood which is when xavi decided to take him to hospital. Blood always rings alarm bells for me! The hospital gave him the all clear and we took him and his medicine home. Sandra fetched him that afternoon and the next day he stayed at home with her, still sick.

The following day, she sent him to school with a sensitive stomach after 2 days of vomiting and what did she give him for lunch?

2 sandwiches with chocolate spread!